Another Letter to Our son, Andrew

Note: — This is a copy of an e-mail I sent to Andrew after our recent visit to his home in the Cape Canaveral area of Florida:

As you know, I have an enlarged prostate (BPH) and sometimes get an urgent need to urinate after sitting a long while.

I thought that might happen on the 3 hour trip home so, I scouted in your recycle bin and found a discarded apple juice plastic bottle and put I it in the Toyota, just in case an emergency situation should arise.

Sure enough, 2 hours into the trip, I had to use the bottle and after finishing my business it looked like the apple juice had reappeared. However, and best of all, that container was a perfect fit and I think I am in love. So, if you hear that I left your mother you will know why.

It’s your entire fault for having a sexy apple juice plastic bottle in the recycle bin!