LIONS EAT MIDGETS

There is a hoax story now floating around as real. If you come across an article titled “Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight” — it is fake. The perpetrators are doing what they can to halt the process.

Below is the fictitious story.

Spectators cheered as the entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League (CMFL) squared off against an African Lion.

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kmpng Chhnng, Cambodia

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will “… take on anything; man, beast, or machine.”

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.