Dear Abby

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he’s been out of work for the past five years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me, and even hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:
For heaven’s sake, you don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States Senator from New York and a front-runner to be a candidate for the presidency of the United States of America; you need to act like a president.

Grow up and dump him. Good Luck!

Abby