Aging: All You Need To Know

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

When you are dissatisfied being an oldie, and wish you could go back to your youth… think of Algebra and Trigonometry, then think again.

First you forget names, and then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.