Seven Thoughts to Ponder

• Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
• Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
• Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
• In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.