WORD PLAY

Scrabble

Practice safe eating…always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding— A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to cheek is really a form of floor play.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.

A chicken crossing the road, is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

You feel stuck with your debt when you can’t budge it.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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Published:
10.12.07 6:00
Category:
Humor