The Two Week Chinese Diet

By Harvey Tobkes

Today I had a brainstorm about dieting that I would like to share with you; it is based on the Chinese culture.

ConfuciusHave you ever seen a stout Chinese person? Not likely, they are a rarity in nature.

The diet is simple enough, just buy a few dozen pairs of disposable Chinese chop sticks and eat all your meals that way for two weeks. No other utensils are allowed. That’s it!

Guaranteed you will lose 10 pounds. How the Chinese eaters maneuver food from their plate to their mouths is a mystery, but I have observed that they lift very small portions, and then only about 50% of that makes it to its destination. What an ingenious way of cutting back on food intake. Just compare their use of chopstick utensils to our use of shovel sized table-spoons and the “pitch-forks” we use for spearing our chicken and steaks.

For your free 2 weeks supply of chopsticks, send an email to…


YuSoFat@eggroll.com


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