A RETIREE’S WANDERING MIND

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  • I had amnesia once — or was it twice?
  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
  • I am neither for nor against apathy.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  • What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
  • One nice thing about egotists…they don’t talk about other people.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
  • The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
  • How can there be self-help groups?
  • Is it just me; or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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