COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDPA

The computer swallowed grandpa.
He pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.

Bigfish-lifish Yes, honestly its true!
It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from Goog was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

Smoking computer

So, if inside your ‘Inbox,’
My Grandpa you should see,
Please ‘Copy,”Scan’ and ‘Paste’ him
And send him back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer…….. They are the greatest!!!


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