WHAT’S KILLING US?

Heart attacks!

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than we do.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the Government is trying to correct the problem.

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Published:
09.17.08 5:03
Category:
Health, Spoof