TEN QUOTES THAT AMUSE

[2] I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

[3] The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

[4] Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

[5] What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

[6] My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol

[7] Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

[8] Don’t worry about avoiding temptation … as you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

[9] Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.. but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller