DOGGY LOGIC

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
~Anonymous~

Your dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~Josh Billings~

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~Andy Rooney~

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
~Franklin P. Jones~

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
~Joe Weinstein~

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
~Robert A. Heinle~

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain~

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
~Phil Pastoret~