BABY BOOMER’S OLD FAVORITES

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye—
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash

Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees — -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now

Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone

Abba—
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again