BIBLE STORY FROM GENESIS

Adam said, ‘Gladly, Lord, you have but to ask?’

God said, ‘Go down into that valley.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a valley?’

God explained it to him. Then God said, ‘Then cross the river.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a river?’

God explained that to him, and then said, “Then go over to the hill.”

Adam said, ‘What is a Hill?’

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, ‘On The other side of the hill you will find a cave.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’

After God explained, he said, ‘In the cave you will find a woman.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a woman?’

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, ‘I want you to procreate.’

Adam said, ‘How do I do that?’

Frustrated, yet God was patient with Adam’s naivety

And then, just like everything else, God explained procreation to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His forbearance wearing thin, said angrily, ‘What is it now?’

And Adam said….

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