THANK GOODNESS FOR THE ITALIANS

A Greek and Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.

Over coffee the Greek says: “Well, we have the Parthenon.”

The Italian replies: “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts: “We Greeks gave birth to mathematics.”

The Italian, nodding, says: “But we built the Roman Empire “.

And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says: “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies: “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”


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