ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DFYT – Don’t forget your teeth
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
ROFLCGU Rolling on floor laughing, Can’t Get Up!
TOT – Texting on Toilet
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WTP – Where are the Prunes?

Hope these help! GGLKI! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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