WOMAN’S SECRET RANT ON WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER

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Men are Just happier than women. What do you expect from such simple creatures? For the guys who doubt me, read this:

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky .

Same work, more pay. Face wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000…Tux rental…$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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08.04.18 1:32
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