ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

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  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


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