IRISH VIRGINITY TEST
His doctor says, “Aye, Paddy, me bai, all us Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself…. Virginity Test Kit…. a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.” Paddy asks, “Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, ‘Paddy darlin’, that’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did see,’ you hit her with the shovel.”
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