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“It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.”
–Alan Kent
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
–General George S. Patton
“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.”
–Mark Twain

“Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day — the description was, ‘Never shot. Dropped once.'”
–Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

“Do you know it took Germany only three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.”
–John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
“Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.”
–Ted Nugent

“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than repelling the Nazis?”
–Dennis Miller

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