THE FRENCH — TOUJOUR AMOUR

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“It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.”
–Alan Kent
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“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
–General George S. Patton
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“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.”
–Mark Twain

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“Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day — the description was, ‘Never shot. Dropped once.'”
–Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

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“Do you know it took Germany only three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.”
–John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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“Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.”
–Ted Nugent

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“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than repelling the Nazis?”
–Dennis Miller
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