A HINT ~ FROM A CLEVER JEWISH GIRL

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Myrna and David dated five years, yet not once did David bring up the subject of marriage. Finally, Myrna’s mama sat her down.

“Darling, I think you’ve waited long enough. The next time you’re out, give him a little hint; after all it’s time he asks you to marry him.”

The next Sunday, David took Myrna to their favorite Kosher Chinese Restaurant. As he read the menu, he casually asked her, “So Myrna, how do you want your rice? White or fried?”

Without hesitating, Myrna looked up at him, and replied, “Thrown.”


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