HAVING FUN WITH WORDS

Monkey doll

1. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

12. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

13. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

14. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

15. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


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