HOW SWEET ~ THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE

Bless her little heart…

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigarette, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice joint. Apart from that, I drink about a bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and I eat mostly junk food. On weekends, I have sex, which I still enjoy; I watch lot of TV and avoid exercise.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied


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