A DOZEN QUESTIONS

Question

1. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

2. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

3. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

4. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

5. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

6. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

7. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

8. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

9. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

10. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED ‘HEMORRHOIDS’ INSTEAD OF ‘ASSTEROIDS’?

11. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

12. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?


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