BASTARDS REIGN KING

By Harvey Tobkes

My wife has a friend who is very funny without even trying to be. She did not attend college but has a lot of “street smarts” and home spun philosophy that is somehow always on the mark. One of her favorite sayings is, “Bastards Reign King”.


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She contends, it matters not at all what kind of person you were in your life on earth, because it is a certainty that your tombstone will say something like:

Beloved Husband: (even though the wife hated him).

Loving Father: (he was never home and to him, kids were a pain in the ass and they felt likewise about their father).

Our Adored Grandfather:
(he would give those grandchildren a grudging hug and a pinch, then avoid those rascals like they had the plague).

Loved By All:
(Yeah! Now that he’s pushing up daisies).

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So, “No More Nice Guy.” Do unto other before they do unto you. And NOT TO WORRY, your tombstone will have some beautiful words proclaiming you to be… A REALLY GOOD GUY!


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