HOKEY FUN WITH WORDS

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  • You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  • The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  • A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
  • A calendar’s days are numbered.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
  • Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  • When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

 


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