CAUGHT IN THE ACT

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Did you read the story from Reuters News about the couple that got caught having sex in a church confessional box? I kid you not! It happened in the town of Cesena, Italy, where I guess they either don’t have hotels or he was too cheap to rent a room or as they say, “it just happened in the heat of the moment,”…must have been pretty hot in that church. The amorous duo were “in flagrante delicto!” I wonder if it was the moaning and groaning that called attention to the lover’s secret trysting place.

In any case, the couple, in their early 30s, were detained by police and cautioned for obscene acts in public and disturbing a religious function. Yeah! Just imagine being the poor priest, trying to celebrate Mass, while competing with an XXX rated show in the confessional box.

Sounds like they didn’t have a guy like Johnny Cochran as their lawyer because their “avocato” came up with a lame excuse and defense theory of WHY?…He said it happened because they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far.

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I don’t know WHAT liquid they were imbibing, but I quote the line from, “When Harry Met Sally,” I’ll have what they had.”

Source: They Had Sex…WHERE

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Published:
04.05.19 9:15
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