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  • You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)

A calendar’s days are numbered.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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