WHEN WOMEN RULE

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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples, but I think a group of women made the rules.

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:

Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..


EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
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Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female.. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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New Law in Minneapolis

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .

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