SEVEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER

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  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
  • In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


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