TEN QUIPS TO AMUSE YOU

2. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

4. A man complains, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’ “That’s the Tom Jones Syndrome,” explains the doc.”Is it common?” asks the man.”It’s not unusual,” says the doc.

5. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

6. Two cows are standing in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” said Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.

7.A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

8. If at first you do not succeed…skydiving is not for you.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at, either.

10. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…