A LITTLE HUMOR TO OFFEND BOTH SEXES

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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”

She asks…… “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.

She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…..
What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

His eye is still swollen….but it will get better………

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you’re disconnected…….

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.


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