A LITTLE HUMOR TO OFFEND BOTH SEXES

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There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you’re disconnected…….

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.


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