MARK TWAIN ONCE SAID…

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“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
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“The difference between stating the almost-right fact and the right fact is no small matter…
‘Tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.”

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

I’s not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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