OLDER WIFE HAS THE WISE ANSWERS
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND JOKINGLY SAID, “FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH YOU WHEN YOU WERE A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $95,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A 60-INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME…”GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL, AND IF YOU DO, I’LL DAMN-SURE SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
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- 10.06.21 5:08
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