HER BIRTHDAY GIFT

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A 45-year-old guy is out to dinner with his much younger wife to celebrate her 30th birthday.

He says, “So what would you like, Sweetie-Pie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”
She says, “Morris, I want a divorce.”

He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”


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