SAME WORD — DIFFERENT MEANING TO MEN/WOMEN
1. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.
2. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male..…Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
3. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female….A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
4. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer
5. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
6 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… MY device for scanning through all 375 channels every 2 minutes.
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