THE BIBLE’S MOST CONSTIPATED MEN

WHO WERE THE FIVE MOST CONSTIPATED MEN IN THE OLD TESTAMENT?

1. Cain, because he wasn’t Abel.
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2. Moses, because he went up the mountain and took two tablets.

3. King David, because he sat on the throne for 40 years.

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4. Solomon, because neither heaven nor earth could move him.

5. Noah, because he was at sea for 40 days and 40 nights and all he passed was water.

And on a different note, we learn this from the bible…Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men Eve could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about how well Adam’s mother cooked.


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