Bill Clinton and Harvey

From a talk show on Canadian TV there was a guest commentator who said he misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He’s just a regular guy.”

Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with women.

Even now, look what he’s got going. He gets a huge check from the government every first off the month. His wife works, and he doesn’t. Manufacturers paid him a fortune to use his name and announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most Distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”

Last but not least, Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes. Ya gotta love this guy.

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