A DOZEN QUOTES FROM “MAXINE”

2. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

4. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

5. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

6. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance..

9. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

10. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

11. Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

12. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.