POLITICALLY CORRECT OBSERVATIONS
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us decent candidates.
~ Jay Leno
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~ Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Texas Guinan
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~ Aesop
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~ Oscar Ameringer
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~ Author Unknown
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
~ Will Rogers
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