PUNOGRAPHY (haha)

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A fog in Italy is a bigamist.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!


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