SIGNS of THE TIMES

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Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

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In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On another Septic Tank Truck:

“We’re #1 in the #2 business”

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At a Proctologist’s door:

“To expedite your visit please back in.”

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On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”

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On a Church’s Billboard:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”

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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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In a Restaurant window :

“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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