—–I wonder why

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that plastic bags NEVER open from the end on your first try?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If questions like these are driving you insane, consider the statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s really you.

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