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		<title>MY TRIP TO COSTCO</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/03/10/trip-to-costco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, &#8220;Biscuit the Wonder Dog,&#8221;  and I was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
 What did she think I had&#8230; an elephant? So since I&#8217;m retired and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SENIOR BUMPER STICKERS</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/28/senior-bumper-stickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<title>LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/23/women-drivers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning on I-95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
 I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A DOZEN QUOTES FROM &#8220;MAXINE&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn&#8217;t.. 
2.  Some people are alive only because it&#8217;s illegal to kill them. 
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
4.  God must love stupid people; He made so many. 
5. The gene pool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAIR DRYER</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/21/hair-dryer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman asked the Priest sitting beside her on an air  flight,  &#8216;Father, may ask a favor?&#8217; 
&#8216;Of course. What may I do for  you?&#8217; 
&#8216;Well, I bought a very expensive Swiss woman&#8217;s  electronic hair dryer for  my mother&#8217;s birthday.  The dryer is unopened  and well over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/21/math-proficiency/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<title>THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/04/this-may-help-save-a-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt. 
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below..

Note: This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40% 
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		<title>WHERE WOULD YOU BE?</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/03/where-would-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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If&#8230; you had all the money your heart desires?
If&#8230;you had the most fabulous home in the perfect neighborhood?
If&#8230;you had no worries?
If&#8230; you came home and there was the finest gourmet meal waiting for you?
If&#8230; your bathwater had been run?
If&#8230;you had perfect, intelligent and beautiful kids?
If&#8230;your partner was waiting for you with open arms and kisses, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NOSTALGIA</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/02/nostalgia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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Remember when Ronald Reagan was president?
We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash&#8230; 
Now we have Obama and no Hope and no Cash.  
 

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		<title>PUN INTENDED</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/01/28/pun-intended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn&#8217;t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll serve you, but don&#8217;t start anything.&#8221;
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into [...]]]></description>
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