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		<title>GRANDMA&#8217;S ADVICE</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/03/18/grandma-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Most of the stuff people worry about ain&#8217;t never gonna happen. 
* Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. 
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word. 
* Every path has a few puddles. 
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 
* Don&#8217;t interfere [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GIRL TALK</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/03/16/girl-talk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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Confidentially Michelle, Bill thought he was the president too.
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		<title>SERMON WITH DEMONSTRATION</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/03/12/sermon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon:
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. 
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MY TRIP TO COSTCO</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/03/10/trip-to-costco/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spoof]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, &#8220;Biscuit the Wonder Dog,&#8221;  and I was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
 What did she think I had&#8230; an elephant? So since I&#8217;m retired and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SENIOR BUMPER STICKERS</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/28/senior-bumper-stickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[e-mail from a friend]]></category>

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		<title>LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/23/women-drivers/</link>
		<comments>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/23/women-drivers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This morning on I-95, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
 I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A DOZEN QUOTES FROM &#8220;MAXINE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/23/maxine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Great Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn&#8217;t.. 
2.  Some people are alive only because it&#8217;s illegal to kill them. 
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
4.  God must love stupid people; He made so many. 
5. The gene pool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAIR DRYER</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/21/hair-dryer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A woman asked the Priest sitting beside her on an air  flight,  &#8216;Father, may ask a favor?&#8217; 
&#8216;Of course. What may I do for  you?&#8217; 
&#8216;Well, I bought a very expensive Swiss woman&#8217;s  electronic hair dryer for  my mother&#8217;s birthday.  The dryer is unopened  and well over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/21/math-proficiency/</link>
		<comments>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/21/math-proficiency/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[          *****       City of Los Angeles*****
Student&#8217;s Name:_________________
High School:_____________________
Gang:__________________________
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		<title>THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!</title>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/04/this-may-help-save-a-life/</link>
		<comments>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2010/02/04/this-may-help-save-a-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt. 
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below..

Note: This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40% 
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