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		<title>YOUR MOTHER</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your Mother is always with you.
She&#8217;s the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she&#8217;s the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, she&#8217;s the cool hand on your brow when you&#8217;re not feeling well, she&#8217;s your breath in the air on a cold winter&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COPPER CLAPPER CAPER</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Copper Clapper Caper - The best bloopers are here
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		<title>THE GODFATHER WAS A WIMP</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By Harvey Tobkes
This story goes back 50 some odd years. My sister Doris, asked me to be godfather to her new born first boy, baby Warren, and of course I was delighted.

The snipping ceremony was held on the 8th day at the Women&#8217;s Hospital in Manhattan, and only a handful of guests were invited to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/07/the-godfather-was-a-wimp/</link>
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		<title>YOU&#8217;RE SO VAIN!</title>
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By Harvey Tobkes
Most individuals are vain and need luxuries to express themselves; they need to show others that they have money and power. They want a car that will gain them respect, envy and admiration, and they rationalize the purchase by telling themselves it is a reward they deserve, and if they can afford it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/07/respect/</link>
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		<title>BABY QUEEN</title>
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		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/06/baby-queen/</link>
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		<title>HOW TO HANDLE BURDENS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[* Accept that some days you&#8217;re the pigeon, and some days you&#8217;re the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Nobody cares if you can&#8217;t dance well . Just get up and dance.
* Drive carefully. It&#8217;s not only the cars, that can be recalled by their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/06/burdens-of-stress/</link>
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		<title>MOST USEFUL ENGLISH WORD?</title>
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Well, it&#8217;s shit. That&#8217;s right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. 
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can&#8217;t tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/06/most-functional-english-word/</link>
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		<title>LET&#8217;S PRETEND</title>
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		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/05/lets-pretend-2/</link>
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		<title>DEAD OR ALIVE? QUIZ</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Click here to take the Quiz. It\&#039;s fun!
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		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/05/dead-or-alive-quiz/</link>
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		<title>BALLS&#8230; ON A BRASS MONKEY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-
Here&#8217;s a tidbit from American history which I bet you didn&#8217;t know!

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls.  It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon.  However, how to prevent them from rolling about the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2009/01/04/brass-monkey/</link>
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