JESUS

  • There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
  • 1. He called everyone brother

    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He didn’t get a fair trial

  • But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
  • 1. He went into His Father’s business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother

    was sure He was God

  • But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
  • 1. He talked with His hands

    2. He had wine with His meals

    3. He used olive oil

  • But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
  • 1. He never cut His hair

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time

    3. He started a new religion

  • But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
  • 1. He was at peace with nature

    2. He ate a lot of fish

    3. He talked about the Great Spirit

  • But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
  • 1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.

  • But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
  • 1. He fed a crowd at a

    moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


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