An ambitious geek finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. That is, until the boat sank.


The man found himself in the water and was ultimately swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, nothing except bananas and coconuts.

BikiniAfter about four months, he was lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen rowed up and beached her canoe in front of him. In disbelief, he asked her, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?”

She replied, “I paddled from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.” “Amazing!” he said. “You were really lucky to have a canoe wash up with you.” “Oh, this?” replied the woman. “I made the canoe out of raw materials I found on the island. I whittled the paddles from gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides came from a eucalyptus tree.”

“Let’s row over to my place,” she said. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small pier. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly-woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck., no longer questioning anything she said.

She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. “Tell me,” she began, suggestively slipping closer to him, “we’ve been out here for a really long time. You’ve been lonely. There’s something I’m sure you really feel like doing right now, something you’ve been longing for all these months? You know..” She stared into his eyes.

He couldn’t believe what he heard. “You mean – – ?” He swallowed excitedly as tears started to form in his eyes –“I can check my e-mail from here!?”

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