These things are a certainty, and there is no way to prevent them from happening.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:

If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Law:

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Attraction:
If you and your date are the only two people on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to you.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

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