JERSEY WIFE

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

Busy-lady

The second man had married a woman from Arizona. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the house spotless, lawn mowed, laundry washed, refrigerator full of beer and other goodies, and when he came home from work, he wanted hot meals on the table. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything,

Throat-choke

but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye…just enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Love those Jersey girls!


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